Your Chief Petty Officer will say you now. Vix Leyton brings stand up comedy lecture to Edinburgh Fringe, asking how you define the perfect petty act.

Just 13% of people expect to be ready to go out and experience live entertainment in the next 1-2 Months, with over half (51%) thinking it will be over 5 months and a cautious 16% going as far as saying it will be a year. The will to risk it decreases exponentially with age, with over 65s the most pessimistic about when they’ll be ready to return, in contrast to the 46% of under 25s expecting to be ready in 1 - 2 months.

Stand up comedy in lockdown; where do we go from here?